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Microsoft’s Next DirectX Version to Embrace Neural Rendering: Gamers Rejoice!
Microsoft has shared exciting news about its upcoming versions of DirectX, now aiming to harness the power of neural rendering. The new ‘Cooperative Vectors’ technology promises to let tensor cores on graphics cards output neural shaders that produce stunning visuals. These advanced shaders, unlike traditional pixel shaders rooted in strict mathematics, will use machine learning to create realistic textures and dynamic lighting in real-time. Yes, it means higher energy consumption, but hey, gamers are always ready to trade a little performance for breathtaking graphics, right?
Reddit Launches AI Answers: But Don't Ask It How to Poop in a Sweater!
In a surprising move, Reddit has rolled out a feature called 'Answers,' reminiscent of Yandex's neural offerings. Designed to respond to user questions using a neural network trained on Reddit posts, this AI is currently available only to U.S. IP addresses and comprehends queries exclusively in English. Users soon discovered its limitations. When asked a question as important as how to relieve oneself without removing a sweater, the response was a resounding nada. Reddit might need to rethink its data sources—perhaps a training session with 4chan's posts could spice things up!
Upgrade Your PC's Trash: Make Your Recycle Bin Adorable!
Tired of looking at a boring Recycle Bin on your desktop? Why not turn it into an adorable meme cat? With a simple guide, you can download cute icons, tweak your desktop settings, and even modify the registry to ensure those icons change automatically. Who knew eco-Friendliness could be so cute? Let the world know that recycling can be both fun and fabulously aesthetic!
The Rise of Russian Dominance in eSports: Meet the New Champions!
Russian players are taking the eSports scene by storm! In a recent championship held in Belgrade, 17-year-old Daniil Krishkovets of Team Spirit snagged the coveted title while also celebrating wins in three additional categories, including 'Rookie of the Year.' Following behind him was 19-year-old Ilya Osipov of G2 Esports, marking a significant showing of talent from Russia in the ever-competitive CS2 arena. Cheers to the new champions of gaming!
Revolutionizing Communication: The Wearable Gadget that Reads Your Mind!
Say goodbye to missed meetings and forgotten tasks! The startup Based Hardware has unveiled OMI, a wearable device that claims to interpret your thoughts. Styled like an elegant necklace or adhesive patch, this gadget can summarize conversations, set reminders, and even translate discussions in real-time, all while it secretly listens and analyzes speech. With a launch date set for 2025 and a price tag of $89, it's poised to shake up how we interact in our daily lives!
WordPress Founder Takes a Stand: Blocking Fork Advocates!
In a dramatic turn of events, Matt Mullenweg, founder of WordPress, has blocked four participants advocating for a fork of the platform, sparking fierce debates in the community. The banned individuals mainly focused on marketing and SEO strategies aimed at overhauling WordPress’s governance. Mullenweg encourages the emergence of a fork as motivation for innovation but took a hard stance on blockers to jumpstart action. This controversial move has left the tech community buzzing!
Milestones in Plush Toy Mania: Adult Collectors Take Over!
Forget action figures—plush toys are making a comeback and it seems adults have taken the lead. From adorable toothy bunnies named Labubu to quirky plush representations of fast food like french fries and fish, millennials and Gen Z are snatching them up! With an 8% increase in demand compared to 2023, adults reportedly bought more plush toys than children aged three to five. It looks like snuggling has no age limit!